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Age Quotes I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. - Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Sir Norman Wisdom Yes,...

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Children Quotes The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill...

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God Quotes It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. - Arthur C. Clarke Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Nietzsche God...

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Life Quotes To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. - Janet Coleman The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of...

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Love Quotes I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonnette I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one...

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Money Quotes Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. - J. Paul Getty A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're...

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